Sure shot ways to become stalk worthy on Facebook

1. Study abroad. It could be to do anything, and anywhere. It doesnt even matter if you are actually going to study. Point is to be there long enough to click atleast 2500 pictures that you can post over an infinitely long period of time

2. Attend/host a lot of parties. it doesn't matter if you don't know too many cool people. Call your friends and ask them to bring their friends and friends of friends. Make sure you have atleast 1 inappropriately dressed person of whom you take a lot of drunk shots. Finally, DO NOT sort out/filter these pictures. Upload them ALL and TAG everyone and make sure the album is open to all.

3. Collect a lot of empty alcohol bottles/leftovers from parties and click yourself with them and put captions like : 'OMG i was so drunk', or, 'OMG what a night!' or ' Im sooo Hungover'
4. Update your status atleast 5 times a day and like every comment that comes your way. tag a lot of people in ur status updates so that they r FORCED to see ur status.
5. Add a lot of random people of different nationalities and like atleast 1000+ pages.
6. Change your profile picture everyday. Sometimes, even 2 times a day and comment on every status update/photo posted by friends.
7. Post embarrassing pictures of yourself and put captions like 'OMG when was this taken? This is so embarassing!'
8. Create album names like 'Hmmmmm', ' I, me and myself', 'Frenzzzz', 'Random' and add self clicked pictures there (shots taken in bathroom mirrors, atleast 1 picture wearing a super hot outfit and too much makeup, a few pictures taken with a blurry cellphone camera and a lot of pictures with ur cute/not-so-cute pet)
9. If you are seeing someone, click pictures everytime you both meet and post them with comments like '<3' , 'My baby and me', 'us', 'Muaaah'
10. Always be offline on chat so that if someone has to talk to you, they post only on ur wall, thus increasing your wall posts.
11. Get a laptop with a webcam and click atleast 200 shots of urself/with a friend, making funny faces or looking bored and upload ALL of them. Infact since there is a limit for the no of pics in an fb album, utilize it to the maximum and upload no less than all 200. 
Tip: You can name the album : 'OMG we are sooo bored lol'

12.  Change your relationshp status atleast once a month.From In a relationship to Its complicated, single to engaged, from Its complicated to single... etc. Way too many combinations to list down here! Keep people guessing!